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2023-11-03T11:49:00.000Z

The funniest, best read alone, bittersweet horoscope

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by Baigalmaa
Sugar.mn staff
The funniest, best read alone, bittersweet horoscope
Photo by Jakub Pabis on Unsplash
In this horoscope, the flawed aspects of the signs are shown strongly and should not be taken too seriously. We all have more or less tempers and sins. Most importantly, won't this horoscope give you the opportunity to correct them and turn them to your advantage? But, should you read it alone and mourn, or should you laugh when you read it together? the choice is yours. If your own horoscope is uncomfortable, you may mistake another sign for your own... haha

Aries
Good at looking down on people and pretending to be arrogant. He speaks what is on his mind without thinking, and he does what he says without thinking. But doing it alone is not motivated and does not know it at all. If you dare to point out your mistakes to the sheep, you should be very careful, because there is a possibility that both of your kidneys will be damaged. Aries and fish are inseparable friends. Because, Aries feel their superiority only when they are around Pisces. Sheep, do not need to be disciplined. Born independent and mentally mature, they do not like to be taught by others. They marry several times, but never divorce themselves. People who lived together are separated in a strange way. And so the aries starts looking for its next mate. Aries are often involved in management. He is also satisfied with the position of the leader of the cleaning team. His subordinates fear him rather than respect him. Aries are far more selfish than selfish Scorpios. In fact, the most malicious of all the Houses.

Taurus
Mood is very unstable. He growls in anger, then laughs himself to death a moment later. A smile is fake, and you can easily kick your knee in the eye. They stand firmly on the ground, never floating above the clouds. But I love movies with a nice happy ending, and I also like to have fun and have a good time. Male cows account for the majority of people who have brought down restaurants and fought with waiters during the entertainment season. They are very strange people, always dissatisfied. Maybe it's because they want to be first in everything. All cows love power. It is difficult to reason with them. Likes to answer questions with questions and create arguments. If you provoke someone and you don't get what you want, you get depressed, judge yourself, and start scolding your neighbors. They are impatient and extreme people. They are always in a hurry, but never on time. People who comfort and forgive themselves that this is the main goal.

Gemini
Everyone loves geminis. Is it possible not to love a person with "schizo"? They are mixed with famous people, for example, Socrates thinks of himself as a continuation of Michelangelo. Twins are persistent and persistent. They will truly dominate Libra. They build their lives well at first, but one day they think it's fun to destroy them with satisfaction. He has great success in rare competitions. If the mountain is always involved... He speaks loudly to make himself heard. People think that they are talking to themselves. The twins are very similar in behavior to the alert Khumkhs.

Cancers
Cancers are interested in everything around them, but they tend to ignore their personal lives. For example, you can hear from others who won't notice that they won the lottery. In terms of clothing, it doesn't matter. What to do with the iron, it will be ironed after two hours. They are interested in being alone and can live as a hermit for several years. Therefore, they are able to deal with the same thing for a long time. He also strives to establish peace and harmony in the whole world. Success in physical sports is impossible for them. That's why they tend to run or exercise for 15 minutes and rest several times longer. He dreams that he has reached his position while lying down. Things like their healthy diet, burgers and drinks. He fixes his emotional discomfort by being alone at home and eating. Funnily enough, they are tasked with delivering home deliveries to their carefree friends. How about the fact that most of these friends are fish?

Leo
Leos love to be the center of attention. It is clear that Genghis Khan belonged to the leo house. Lions don't even care, they interrupt others' conversations and take care of themselves. Try to leave him while he is talking, he will follow you and talk. All leos dream of having a parade for him on his birthday and having it televised. Their spouse, the great Leo, becomes a silent recluse who is responsible for carrying the house slippers. In fact, lions love themselves unnecessarily, so they are unlucky in love. Even after their death, they want to win over those they have neglected and abandoned. They growl like lions, speak loudly like lions, and are fearlessly confident and unashamed. The concept of reconciliation is difficult for them. He is a natural leader in almost everything. Cancer's walls are filled with pictures of rock stars, Scorpio's walls with pictures of natural disasters, Capricorns' walls with pictures of great mathematicians, and Leo's walls are filled with their own pictures.

Virgp
Virgos are a thorn in the side of normal people. Their clothes were folded and confiscated in their closets. Impeccable thorough cleaning. He brushes every corner of the house. Grab a magnifying glass and look for and destroy bacteria. It is their natural disposition that, if an inquiry is made about a criminal's case, the last thing to say about the case is to mention that the criminal's fingernails were strangely dirty. If you want a little music, try telling the girl that she has something stuck between her teeth. And then, for hours on end, laugh a lot as you try to clean up that imaginary thing. For girls, there is no black and white, only clean and dirty.

Libra
You are constantly fluctuating. In order to make a decision, one tries to find the real truth by taking advice from neighbors, respected people, even doctors. Don't like charity and donations. Likes to wear nice expensive shoes and tight pants, doesn't go to restaurants or fast food restaurants. Nine collects useless items for magical purposes and protects them with great love. And there are Libras full of Hollywood. It is said that due to the Libra, the styles of the past such as spiked heels, bow ties, wide pants etc. come back in and out of fashion. Libras do not lose their sense of taste, no matter how much they drink, and can distinguish between any coffee. Therefore, the ability of a single Libra to sense the very fine boundaries that all other human beings spit on is amazing.

Scorpio
Most hackers are scorpios. Fear of being abducted by aliens or the government. From the newspaper, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. They still hide the fact that they have a personal plan to take over the world. May God not give us such a time! Scorpio's thoughts are very strong. And they hover near those who have fallen pitifully, unable to look on without shedding tears. I don't know why he was punished like that. It is said that men do not like to get rid of their hair and beard, and their self-confidence is related to it.

Sagittarius
Natural adventurers. They will crush a dozen spiders with their bare hands. They look for the easy way out. Will do anything to entertain friends and family. Almost all Sagittarians live with the feeling that they are in a body that is not their own. They are very simple people, they don't like glitter, they don't follow the rules of the environment. They know that tomchulads and Sagittarians like the environment they like. The most beloved companions, for him, are animals and small children. Sagittarians can become incredibly talented circus performers and gymnasts. They do not hesitate to eat in expensive restaurants. Too real people, cut off from a world where religion asks too many questions. People who are going to marry Sagittarius, do not introduce him to your family in a hurry. If you sit immediately, sit, if not, leave.

Capricorn
Capricorn are very hardworking and reliable people. But it's boring to be with them. Capricorn have fun hugging their math books. Descartes was a great mathematician and a boring philosopher. Most politicians are Capricorns. They consider themselves to be very thoughtful and discerning. And rank. In reality, they are very difficult. It's as complex as a lion's, and as complex as a girl's. If there is a nuclear war, only the cockroaches and the Capricorn will survive. It is strange that there are many crocodilians among the masters of the most complex big crimes.

Aquarius
The people of Aquarius are people who do their best whenever and wherever. He remembers and remembers the feeling of freedom when he used to jump naked when he was little. Just for that feeling... Almost all the khums are time travelers. Always on the clouds, either traveling in the past, or floating in the future. If you are talking to a person with a Aquarius sign and they don't respond, just leave them. It means that he does not notice you, he lives in his thoughts. Aquarius people like to guide people to the path of truth. They know almost everything in the world. What do you and Venus eat like? and ask a very abstract question. He will definitely find something, answer and explain. People who spit out everything else because their self-worth and self-importance are too high. Most rock stars are malarial.

Pisces
Pisces generally try to be stupid in any situation. Being the protagonist of a joke is nothing. He likes to wear long clothes and collect gold and silver jewelry. It's a funny country where they can tell you when the new Gucci model came out by the date and month, but they can't tell you their entire home address. If a car is crawling along the highway at 50km/h, there's no arguing that there's a guaranteed Pisces behind the wheel. And it is the least problem that they get lost in the thought that they do not even know that they are victims of an accident. But the Pisces are not as innocent as they seem. Express true anger at unpleasant behavior that is not forewarned. Pisces dream of immortalizing their name in history without any effort. They like to say that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein were born under the sign of Pisces whenever they get the chance. Pisces may say that they like honest criticism, but in fact, they always expect only praise. And they can shed tears of pity for injured animals, but can mercilessly destroy their enemies. Cancers say one thing and do another, while fishes say many things and do only the few they want.

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