Girl's ad: I am writing honestly and openly about myself. I will be 25 years old this year. I am a very pretty, stylish and picky girl. I want to live with a rich man who earns at least 500,000 dollars a year. You might think I'm greedy, but in New York, a million dollars a year is considered middle income. I don't think I'm asking too much. Is there anyone with an income of more than $500,000 among the people who are interested in dating? Are you married? And tell me, what should a person who wants to live with someone with that kind of income do? My ex-boyfriends' annual income was at most $250,000, no more than mine. 250,000 dollars a year is not enough to live in the expensive neighborhoods of New York. And, allow me to ask a few questions. Please help.
1. Where are the rich single people? /give me the addresses of bars, restaurants, gyms/
2. Which age group is better?
3. Why rich people's wives are not special. The rich mistresses I have met are not very different in appearance and behavior. How do they sit with a rich man?
4. What do you consider more when choosing a wife? But what kind of people do you meet? /I am interested in marriage/
Miss Beautiful.
The woman who wrote this clearly did not think that the CEO of the world's largest multinational financial group, JPMorgan, would write a comment in response to this ad. The banker wrote thus.
Dear Miss Beautiful!
I read your post with great interest. I thought that many girls have similar problems. As a professional investor, I don't mind doing a little research on your situation to give you some insight. My annual income is more than 500,000 dollars, it meets your requirements and I hope you believe my word. I read your ad and from a businessman's point of view, marrying you is a bad decision. Because it is very easy to explain. You, in ignorance of many things, proposed to replace "beauty" with "money". "A" will give his beauty to "B" and "B" will pay for it. The mountain is a transparent and fair exchange. However, there is an intractable problem here. Your beauty will fade with time. But my money will not disappear unless there is some terrible reason, it will continue to grow every year, but it is clear to everyone that your beauty will not grow and become more beautiful every year. So, from an economic point of view, I'm an asset with an upside, and you're an asset with a downside. Moreover, your assets may depreciate after 10 years. It is believed that any trade begins based on certain circumstances. Please understand that we sell our trades quickly when their market value is falling, and your bid may be affected as well. There are no fools among people who earn more than 500,000 dollars. So, he might just be the one to agree to meet you. I would like to advise you not to look for a rich husband. However, I would like to remind you that you have the opportunity to become a rich woman with an income of 500 thousand dollars, which is much more real than your search for a husband. Hope my answer helps you.
Director JPMorgan......